So it seems my favorite little douche-bag, Pat Robertson, came out with some more generic Christian rhetoric this week. He said if Peyton Manning had another reoccurring neck injury it would serve the Denver Broncos right... Just because Tim Tebow feels like he has to meditate to the same over-rated God as he, Pat Robertson, he must release some hot air. This pompous wind bag feels that Tim Tebow was being mistreated by Denver. So what! Why should we care what you think about football? I mean the cheerleaders wearing their skimpy little outfits for the drooling men out there should cause an earthquake and kill everyone in the stadium, according to his version of theology. I figured football and its alcohol driven sub-culture would be rather much for him and all of his judgmental statements in the first place. Perhaps I am wrong... Perhaps Pat Robertson and good ol' boy Jimmy Swaggart will do "a line" and a "Jager-Bomb" every Sunday before they watch football? They'll watch football and stare at the scandalous cheerleaders and hope to catch a glimpse of their "dirty parts"...?
My thing here is, whenever things happen to Christians they claim everything happens for a reason. They claim that it is in "God's Plan"... So apparently this is not one of them. Peyton Manning and the Broncos, regardless of their faiths, are condemned to hell! Poor good ol' innocent Tebow must suffer in New York now, just as over-rated as tits on a bull if you ask me. I am a 31 year old lumber grading college student, I could out throw that clown any day of the week. Why hasn't anyone on Fox News asked Patty McDouchebag if maybe he should say it is YHWH's Will to have Tebow go to New York and fade away like he will do. Maybe his next move will be to the CFL and then from there he can go on to a glorious career as a fluffer for Canadian gay porn.
In all seriousness, why is this not in God's plan? Whenever earthquakes and snow storms hit, it is because of something God is punishing a whole nation and/or tribe for. Maybe Tebow did not pray hard enough. Maybe Manning prays harder than Tebow? Maybe Manning is just a better quarterback and has a better chance of a Superbowl victory than a splash-in-the-pan over-rated QB like Tebow. What is going to happen if Tebow goes to NY and he gets traded from there, or what if he gets hurt? I know exactly what ye old Pat will say... He will blame it on all the gays in New York. Where does it end? My assumption to that question will be when he joins his other bigot friend Jerry Falwell at the maggot buffet.
My thing here is, whenever things happen to Christians they claim everything happens for a reason. They claim that it is in "God's Plan"... So apparently this is not one of them. Peyton Manning and the Broncos, regardless of their faiths, are condemned to hell! Poor good ol' innocent Tebow must suffer in New York now, just as over-rated as tits on a bull if you ask me. I am a 31 year old lumber grading college student, I could out throw that clown any day of the week. Why hasn't anyone on Fox News asked Patty McDouchebag if maybe he should say it is YHWH's Will to have Tebow go to New York and fade away like he will do. Maybe his next move will be to the CFL and then from there he can go on to a glorious career as a fluffer for Canadian gay porn.
In all seriousness, why is this not in God's plan? Whenever earthquakes and snow storms hit, it is because of something God is punishing a whole nation and/or tribe for. Maybe Tebow did not pray hard enough. Maybe Manning prays harder than Tebow? Maybe Manning is just a better quarterback and has a better chance of a Superbowl victory than a splash-in-the-pan over-rated QB like Tebow. What is going to happen if Tebow goes to NY and he gets traded from there, or what if he gets hurt? I know exactly what ye old Pat will say... He will blame it on all the gays in New York. Where does it end? My assumption to that question will be when he joins his other bigot friend Jerry Falwell at the maggot buffet.
I am laughing so hard!! I hate that this guy is still on TV and especially prevalent in this area! I very seldom watch TV, but it seems when I do turn it on, I see Pat Robertson and his band of goofballs. I just can't understand why anyone would take this guy seriously...about ANYTHING!! Talking about being judgmental! Who needs a god when we've got PAT!
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DeleteWhen Tebow wins, he thanks God. When he loses, it's not God's fault, it's his or his team's.
I can't tell if they love God or hate humanity, but either way it's hypocritical.
Preach the word Brother Grundy! I think hypocracy is somewhat human nature, but religion always seems to take it a step further with their assumptions, twisted ideals and mis-interpretations of a supposed holy book. Somehow, people on this Earth read holy books with a level of mysticism, I have never attained even as a young boy growing up in a Baptist Church.
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